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Jul 8, '08 1:06 PM
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I often get e-mail such as the one below and as a rule they get sent into the number 13 folder. Once in a while however a letter softens my heart and I respond….

If in case the picture wont' open - this is what he wrote:

I hope this message finds you in best of health. I had travelled to nigeria for official purposes, Unfortunately for me all my money was stolen at the hotel where I lodged, I am so confused right now, I dont know what to do or where to go,I didn't bring my phone here, I have access to only emails, Please can you send me $4,000 today so I can return home, As soon as I get home I would refund it immediately.Write me so I can let you know how to send it. Keep this to your self only please!!. Thanks

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My response

Dear TOBA AHMED NASR RADY

Your urgent e-mail message was well received and so I thought to respond immediately.

By some very strange co-incident I also like you was recently in Nigeria, staying at a Hotel where suddenly a whole lot of money appeared while I was sleeping. When I checked around I found Santa Clause raiding the little fridge, (would I lie to you?) he really did raid the fridge. So I asked Santa Clause from where he got all this money? He replied that Robin Hood has been going to different hotels stealing money from those who were stealing money from the very trusting and good-hearted people who are always glad to help people in distress, and giving it to Santa Clause who always knows who’s naughty or nice.

I would suggest you find that hotel where Santa Clause makes his regular deposits of money or look for the man in tights with a feather in his cap. They’ll gladly return your stolen money in no time.

Good luck.

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litalbratty wrote on Jul 8

you are truely my sister
hahahaha
this has made my day
a Big "you" go girl !!

georgemandom wrote on Jul 8

:( the pictures aren't showing

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 8

Hi5's Bratty and smiles

George I've put the text of his e-mail.

blackcatz1 wrote on Jul 8

yes i think u would..

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 8

MOI? Naaaawww lol
Thanks for dropping by

georgemandom wrote on Jul 8

yay! i see the words... i pasted my reply to the nigerians too... not sure if you've seen it on my blog.

jennifertiernay wrote on Jul 8

LOL! Trudi, bless your heart!!! ***walks off giggling***

garyhaun wrote on Jul 8

Very Good Wabbit...!
I wonder if he's related to that "kind" (what kind) man who is "deposed" "exile" and trying to get his money to safety from africa...
and all he needs is my Bank routing and chaecking account numbers, so he can send it to me...
Hmmm...
those africans...
he might have better luck with a tin cup an an accordian player...

freyavalkyrie wrote on Jul 8

Just hope he didn't add a trojan or worm in that email at the same time...

wildminx wrote on Jul 8

lmao I won the nigerian lottery last year twice and im sad to say i too had my winnings stolen at a hotel while i was in the hotel conservatory taking my usual afternoon double espresso...I imagine this must happen all the time...lol

georgemandom wrote on Jul 8

i remember watching this documentary about these cretins... it was hilarious when the cops arrived at their cyber cafe to arrest them.

viccles2004 wrote on Jul 8

hehehehehe....I love the way your mind works...lol....

ian555 wrote on Jul 8

You should also have reminded him that Santa Clause generally makes his regular deliveries on the 25th of December and the hotel should have open fires and wide chimneys. :)

Hope you have a relaxing day, Trudi.

Ian. :)

beeagain wrote on Jul 8

great! great!!!! LOL---

Recently I was informed that I did win a lottery hehhehee, and for some reason I should rescue a Princess.
Sometimes I play with them, LOL LOL

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 8

Jennifer - smiles at ya sis

Gary - haha indeed and they can get a chimp for free

Freya - I would think if he expected money he wouldn't want to bite the hand that fed him lol

Minx - It must be those Gremlins - it just isn't safe on those hotels anymore - grins

George - they do give plenty of warnings but you know there are still some who fall for these um cough gentlemen's scams.

Viccles - sticks a feather in your tall pink hair lol

Ian - I don't think in Nigeria is any snow. But it would be an interesting conversation explaining snow lol

Beeagain - lol is the princess still waiting?

prettyjolie wrote on Jul 8

You did good on your answer.

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 9

Judy - sometimes I have to write back haha.

georgemandom wrote on Jul 9

hey trudi... i have an idea... we can both pretend to be each other's banking agent ie. you write to them telling them that i am your banker who will forward them a certificate of authenticity of deposit etc... and you can pretend to be my banker for the scammers that i deal with. i'm pretty good at photoshop and coming up with some funny cash deposit documents.

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osuzana wrote on Jul 9

I have written back to one. They are so ridiculous but I always worry about older people who fall for things like this. Too bad we can't find them and pull socks over their heads and tie them tight, trapping their little hands.

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 10

georgemandom said

i have an idea... we can both pretend to be each other's banking agent ie. you write to them telling them that i am your banker who will forward them a certificate of authenticity of deposit etc...

You are baaaad - you are just plain wicket - are you sure we're not related?

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Jul 10, edited on Jul 10

osuzana said

Too bad we can't find them and pull socks over their heads and tie them tight, trapping their little hands.

ROFL - ok the visual got me haha and those little hands wriggling to get lose made me spew coffee through my nose lolol
Lets go there and find them - it's easy to find them - ask them for the addy to where we should send the money - and we'll arrive in a box instead. Tataa
Oh should we be wearing socks over our heads also? Um maybe not we might tie each other up by mistake
Pulls up your socks - slips at the grip - changes your medieval steel socks and replaces them with pink and green striped ones with a tassle on the side - oh pretty lol

osuzana wrote on Jul 10

The tassle will let us know it's me and you. We will take a plain brown sock for Toba.

georgemandom wrote on Jul 11

hahahaha@tassle oh osuzana you crack me up hahahahaha

osuzana wrote on Jul 11

lol, glad to oblige

sauce5069 wrote on Jul 13

good awnser trudie lol!!

practicalhermit wrote on Jul 18

touche'
~it's worse when folks of that demeanor actually try legitimate business~
the things i have seen.....
thanks for the coffee sis :)

tonyhubble wrote on Jul 29

Cant mess wiff da wabbit!

mousepotato66 wrote on Aug 1

I remember you doing something similar a while back! You ROCK Trudi! :D

deepakdemoninlove wrote on Aug 2

Nope - you would never ever lie to me!!

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Aug 5

Falls over like a flat rock - I only got 1 (one) notice from Multiply NOW - wow I come here and there is a party going on lolol.

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Aug 5

Thanks Frank -

You're welcome bro (Hermit) have some more must be cold by now lol

Tony - you know me - smiles and adjusts halo.

Mousie - sis I feel so compelled sometimes to answer those poor um cough I'm always ready to help out you know.

Deepak - How badly do you want to find out? hehe - gives you that innocent smile.

goosiegilda wrote on Aug 7

I love it. I swear those Nigerian men are giving their nation such a bad rep with all this scheming and shenannigans that they are pulling on the net...I suggest they get off the net and get a job, just like the rest of us have to do. I Loved your response...witty and toooo
f unny!

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Aug 9

goosiegilda said

I swear those Nigerian men are giving their nation such a bad rep with all this scheming and shenannigans that they are pulling on the net...

Goosie - I just got another one from around that area who claims to be a minister doing missionary work and of course wants me to get involved in his mission.
Now then, I being a Christian and believe in the Faith, Hope and Charity am completely willing to get involved and send the Honorable and God Fearing Reverend all the e-mail addresses of those who had written to me with tormented souls and in dire need of help, who are by such great luck right around his area. I'd say this in itself is a blessing right there.
I think the Pastor should get in contact with all those e-mail senders and organize a daily prayer where the basket will be passed after the conclusion of prayers and listened to laments while they scam each other. This should have interesting results.
Of course Master Murphy I'm sure would gladly pass his paw over the heavens and in a long *Ohhhhm* sigh give them his blessings.
Smiles

georgemandom wrote on Aug 11

i'll pray for that pastor... to reflect upon his sins in jail!

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Aug 11

Hehe George - shall we hold a candlelight vigil for the good pastor?

georgemandom wrote on Aug 12

haha yes... one more candle... soon i will have a house full of light!

truemaskedwabbit wrote on Aug 12

LOL see you're already contributing to the world. Saving the planet hehe

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